Ahluwalia hides behind his women -- now with video goodness

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Monday night, 10/12/09, at the League of Women Voters meet the candidate forum, Venice Library.

Ahluwalia would not answer questions as to why a landscaper has placed a $900 construction lien on his house. The story so far: Ahluwalia hired Gary Moore back in July to do some quick emergency work on Ahluwalia's house so that he could host a fundraiser. Then he stiffed the landscaper, refused to pay him, and accused him of deliberately breaking some sprinkler heads. According to the landscaper, when he went to collect the money, Ahluwalia kept banging his fist on the table, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm a very powerful man! I'll ruin you!!!"

Unconfirmed at this point is a side element to this story that Ahluwalia may have tried to have criminal charges posted against Moore for deliberate destruction of a sprinkler head. I've left a message at the cop shop to verify if this is true.

So, after the forum, Ahluwalia was doing a meet and greet in the hall. I asked Ahluwalia about the lien and if he intended to pay Moore. Ahluwalia ignored me and the question but his attorney girlfriend, Diana Pankova, went off on me, asking me how dare I do this to a good man, can't I get my facts straight, leave the man alone, etc. It was a classic basketball pick and roll move: every time I tried to ask Ahluwalia a question, she would cut in between us to set the pick, whine at me in a high-pitch annoying yowl, and Ahluwalia would roll the other way. I'd move around to try to get Ahluwalia's attention to ask him again about Moore, she'd jump at me again, he'd move away.

This was so slick, I had to try it a third time, and damn if she didn't do it perfectly again. She's fast, she can instinctively set a mean pick, but she's short and you can't coach height, so, sadly, her future is not in the WNBA.

The bummer: I thought I had the vid cam going, but I had it on pause. Crap, crap, crappity crap.

And that was really all the trouble that I cared to try to stir up. Ahluwalia's geriatric SuicideGirls bodyguard posse had other ideas, though (link to Wikipedia, NSFW).

I had run into Ahluwalia campaigner Cynthia Crowe at the beginning of the meeting. She's a wannabe bigwig in the local Republican party, which is apparently getting more retarded every minute. She stated before the forum to me that I was so gonna be sued. I spun off some snappy retort and promptly ignored her.

Now, as I am walking away from Ahluwalia, she got right in my face (I mean inches away) to tell me I was so gonna be sued, I better run fast if I knew what was good for me. I immediately flipped the camera on before she could completely get past me into the room, and I asked her why she wanted to sue me. Three or four times. She went ape-shit, threatened to punch me out, made this big-ass fuss like I was stalking her, then caught me off guard and gave me a pretty powerful shove -- it caused me to knock over someone behind me (or nearly knock over, still not sure).

Natch, I'm a guy, so the ladies around that were part of the League of Women Voters didn't see this gal twice seek me out to threaten me. Nope, what they saw was a psycho reporter with a hand cam terrifying poor innocent grandma: "Sign ze papers, old woman, or we'll cut off your hands."

So they started giving me a hard time and they asked me to leave. I didn't, but I didn't bother trying to mess with Crowe anymore. The women had bonded, I own a penis, therefore I am evil.

Still, the video I got of that is pretty damned funny.

Lesson learned: do not piss off psycho fat broads. Especially after they have threatened to come after you. They get real testy. Then they come after you.

Right at :30 into the video, I am thrown backwards, that's where Cynthia charges at me and shoves me in an attempt to knock me over -- I landed on some people behind me, which prevented me from falling, I still don't know who I crashed into or if they were OK. Click on video below.